Butt Trumpet

I like to be the butt of every fucking joke. I really love it.

The text no one wants to get.


David Ellefson on Halloween :)


David Ellefson with puppies 

Beat the fuck out of a paper towel roll at work with a meat tenderizer at work today and it was very therapeutic.

Performing is the craziest workout for me, because I feel like, on the first day of tour, I’m going nuts. Halfway through, I’m just so tired but obviously you keep pushing yourself because you have fans watching you.

All Hail Megatron #4 (2008)